May 25, 2007

"Her sister and mother and 500 families, And will she remember me 50 years later, I wished I could save her in some sort of time machine"

So, apparently, if you go to the Wikipage for the US One-Hundred Dollar Bill, and tilt your screen, you can see the water marks. It worked when I was looking on my brother-in-law's laptop, but it doesn't seem to work on mine. They might have caught on and did whatever they did with the others, because this was the only one that used to work.

I don't think I've ever used the word "money" in place of "cool," except this one time, and that was just in jest. But I think the first time I heard the band Neutral Milk Hotel, I understood the emotion behind the word.

Neutral Milk Hotel is, in my mind, the penultimate indie rock band, up there with the likes of Wilco and such. You know all those indie bands you know and love? These guys did it first, and did a damn good job of it. If Colin Meloy wasn't a Neutral Milk Hotel fan, then he was just plain out of the loop. Apart from awkward little solo performances by the lead singer, Jeff Mangum, their reformation is nothing but rumor and hearsay ... but one can hope, can't they?

But what makes these guys so awesome? I think there are few things better to portray why these are men among men than a live set. I love this live set because Mangum just sounds so sorrowful and pained. Kinda sick of me huh? Well that's how it goes. and so is this:

Band: Neutral Mail Hotel
Date: 1998-03-04
Venue: Cat's Cradle, Carrboro, NC

Oh Comely (GET THIS SONG!)
The Fool
A Baby for Pree/Where You'll Find Me Now
Everything Is
Naomi
Ghost
Song For Che
Engine
Jesus Christ/Up & Over We Go
Holland, 1945
Song Against Sex
Rubby Bulbs
Snow Song pt. 1

May 22, 2007

um ... holy GOD!

first wave announced. reasons to go: The Flaming Lips, Cake, The Decemberists, Kings of Leon, Spoon, Ghostland Observatory, CYHSY!, Cloud Cult, Juliette & The Licks, Earl Grayhound, Lords of the Undergroud, William Elliott Whitmore, Yacht, the Hot IQs, Machine Gun Blues, Laylights, Cat-a-Tac, Autovaughn, Born in the Flood, The Swayback, Everything Absent or Distorted. That's only the first freekin wave folks. Holy ... Wow-Sauce.

May 20, 2007

"BANG, BANG, ROCK & ROLL!"/Everything You'll Ever Need By Art Brut

urban cowboy.

There are about 4 songs by Art Brut, including their new album, that anyone really has any need to have. Well, this acoustic set I have by them is actually pretty good, but beside that, it's all rubbish. I'm not saying their bad people, I'm just saying that ... dear lhoard their tunes are tame, all because of the "singer." Seriously, I think they'd be a respectable, and damn good, band if they weren't dragged down by the gimmicky vocals provided by Eddie Argos. I don't know much about these party-people, and I don't really care to know any more than that. All you need to know is this:


(side note: that's not to say they don't have an outrageous live show. SEE THEM LIVE!)

Art Brut - Formed a Band
Art Brut - Emily Kane
Art Brut - Bang Bang Rock & Roll
Art Brut - Direct Hit

Band: Art Brut
Date: 2005-10-25
Venue: Session: Planet Claire

Formed a Band (acoustic)
Rusted Guns of Milan (acoustic)
Modern Art (acoustic)
Moving to L.A. (acoustic)
Bang Bang Rock & Roll (acoustic)
My Little Brother (acoustic)
These Animal Menswear (acoustic)

May 19, 2007

"The Album Clearly States 'Intended for Fish Only.' I Rest My Case"

This is the next installment of the my Metalocalypse series.

Dethkomedy Part 1

Dethkomedy Part 2

Dethkomedy Part 2

May 17, 2007

"sing this hook ohhee hoo sing this hook ohheee ohhh, this is all that matters, sing this hook... " is what JJ thinks the lyrics to Atlas are

The Lovemakers - Shake That Ass


I am in a DAmn good mood (thus the "shake that ass" video). I love good news, even if it's just "better news."

And on top of that, hot damn, I've been introduced to 1 hell of a great band, one that goes by the name Battles. I'm sad to say this is old news, but I'm still happy I heard at all.

Apparently the ex-drummer from the well-renowned Helmet, John Stanier, along side other, avant musicians, got together and made a bunch of really awesome music, stuff that can only really be understood once heard. So, here it is:

Battles - HI/LO
Battles - Dance
Battles - IPT2

(you can stream their entire new Cd [which features none of these songs] from their myspace)

And this hotter than hot-shit video, which features my favie by them:
Battles - Atlas

May 16, 2007

"You Give Me Miles and Miles of Mountains And I'll Ask for What I Give to You"

That camera faced girl is my fellow blogger shan. I believe our friend Ivry took that photo. I love this picture.
There are so many thing I could say about the person who I'm essentially focusing on. Thing is, you see, I don't really ... know ... what I'm talking about when I talk about this guy, because he hasn't touched my heart like he has so many others. I think he's damn good, don't get me me wrong, but the level of adoration other have for him is, for me, all ready equaled by artists like the Mountain Goats.

That doesn't mean he's not blog worthy!

Damien Rice is a god amongst men, which, if one could not tell from his music, one can surely tell from his following. These people are essentially the Dethklok fans of singer/songwriting, signing their pain waivers at the door, knowing well what they're getting themselves into, and doing it all the same. In shan's words, "It hurts so good." He makes you want to implode into your own soul, just so you can feel remotely full again, but sometimes pain like that is refreshing, and, to a certain degree, cleansing. I've yet to learn the depths of this feeling in relation to Damien Rice, but I'm learning. Learn with me:

Band: Damien Rice
Date: 2003-09-24
Venue: Studio C: Cities 97

Interview
Volcano
Interview

since that set is so short, here's another:

Band: Damien Rice
Date: 2003-09-26
Venue: KBCO Studios (Colorado bitches!)

Intro + opening three notes to Wind Cries Mary
Volcano
Conversation about Vivian and Cheers Darlin'
Older Chests

And since collectively those two equal about half a real set, here is a set for a frequent opener for Damien (this was recorded right before a Damien set [I feel bad putting this here because it doesn't give it the focus it really needs, because this is such a beautiful set, but it goes with the theme ... and I'm all about themes...]):

Band: Kate Earl
Date: 2005-06-30
Venue: Le Trianon

Someone to Love
Cry Sometimes
Silence
Come This Far
When You're Older
Free
Hero

May 7, 2007

"I Tried to Put Myself on the Album As Little As Possible"


Ever hear of the South Park Music Festival? Well if you haven't, you're missin out. Last year was quite the experience if I may say so myself. As it turns out, the creators of the SPMF have teamed up with another festival, called The Monolith Music Fest., which was recently announced, and who else but myself is super-freeking-stoked about it. Well, I think it has some potential, but seeming how no bands as of yet have been officially announced as attending, I can't be too excited. But I sometimes have problems with things like that.

You know who else has problems but we love her not only despite them, but for them? Nellie McKay.

My top 4 Banterers:
1) Dan Deacon
2) Colin Meloy
3) John Darnielle
4) Nellie McKay

This woman has a lot to say, and dear Lhoard does she have the weirdest way of saying most of it. I love a good banterer because, if you're listening to a live set (as opposed to actually being there) it really draws you in, and, if you are there, it makes the connection between you and the artist so much more intense.

Because this set has so many tracks to it, i've decided to .rar that bizzle for those of you who might want the whole set, but don't want to d/l the entire set song by song

Recorded by NPR.

Band: Nellie McKay
Date: 2007-03-27
Venue: Birchmere Music Hall, Alexandria, VA

Here is the .rar'd set.

[Intro]
Inner Peace
[Banter]
(New Song)
Pink Chandelier
Respectable
[NPR-Style Banter]
Long & Lazy River
[Banter]
The Dog Song
[Banter]
Sari
I Wanna Get Married
[Banter]
Yodel
[NPR-Style Banter]
There You Are In Me
(New Song)
[Banter]
Gladd
Tipperary
Pounce
[Banter]
Happy Birthday to Miriam
I Am Nothing
(New Song)
It's A Pose
[NPR-Style Banter/Song]
(New Song)
Won't U Please B Nice To Me
Food
[Banter]
Columbia Is Bleeding
[Banter]
Clonie
(Unknown Song)
[NPR-Style Banter/Song]
Happy Flower
[Banter]
G.E.S.
[Banter]
Real Life (screw up)
Real Life (screw up again)
[NPR-Style Banter]
Undecided
Toto Dies
Real Life (sucessful attempt :))
[NPR-Style Banter]
The Big One
The Big One (Sung By Child Audience Member)
[Banter]
David
[Encore]
[Banter]
Suitcase Song
[NPR Wrap-up]

May 5, 2007

"Nothing!!"

This is the next installment of the my Metalocalypse series.

Birthdayface Part 1

Birthdayface Part 2

May 4, 2007

Spiderman 3

Spiderman 3 ... best movie ever? ... no. But I loved it. go see it.

May 2, 2007

"With Great Power...""Asleep Now...""Secret Heart..."

So ... Spiderman 3 is coming out in basically enough hours to have a count down, and I'm freeking Hopt about it. Who else is seeing a 12:00 am showing, cause I sure as hell am. With the release of a blockbuster film comes the release of the soundtrack, in this case, a pretty flippin good one. Here are my favies:

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Sealings
The Flaming Lips - The Supreme Being Teaches Spider-Man How To Be In Love
Rogue Wave - Sightlines

In other news, as everyone well knows Rage Against the Machine had their little Coachella stint and now everyone is up in arms about how amazing everything is going to be in the world now that the boys are back in town.

(The Mountain Goats - the Boys Are Back in Town)

Well, I don't mean to bring anyone down (which, in reality, I don' think the opinions of one blogger will be doing much), but their reunion show and following few shows do not have me too stoked. And the rumors that there might be a CD in the works ... come now, lets be honest with ourselves.

Any time any band ever gets back together for a few shows, just for old time's sake, there is always a rumor of a new CD. Regardless of whether or not a new CD is released, fans are disappointed. If it's not made, the fans are sad. If it is made, then it's either a live CD of songs we've all heard before, or it's a new CD full of new material. The New CD route doesn't sound too bad, until you factor in the fact that the artists have all grown in their own separate ways, and have long sense lost the momentum of working with the other three guys. Not to mention Tom Morello's new solo act and how that will not only effect the direction of the music, but how it will effect the tour (because, if Tom is concerned with getting any press about his new stuff, he will want to tour to pump some life into his all ready vibrant album, and, I think, if he's on tour with RATM, people just won't pay any attention to him).

Face the facts people, RATM was, was, a good band.

Now, I'm not saying there is no chance there will be a new CD, and that that new CD won't be amazing, I'm just saying that I have my doubts. These boys are no longer our good old boys.

My buddy JJ has a good sum up of the happenings at Coachella, and Vietnow has 7 live tracks from the show, which actually don't sound very promising.

In last, but certainly not least, news, Feist's new album FINALLY came out. Buy it. It's ... it's a rawkgasm. Here's a live set by my lady:

Band: Feist
Date: 2006-01-27
Venue: Park West, Chicago, IL

Safe and Secure
The Build Up
When I Was a Young Girl
Four Teen Age Boys
So Sorry
Secret Heart
Fighting Away the Tears
Phantoms
Mushaboom
Sea Lion Woman
Intuition
Major Label Debut (Broken Social Scene cover) [well, since she's in that band, I dunno if it's so much a cover ... whatev]
Let it Die

May 1, 2007

April 29, 2007

"Against the Peruvian Monster!"

Ooooh, awkward. (a frame from the Perry Bible Fellowship webcomic, possibly one of the best resources for fun blog pictures.)





A couple weeks ago I went to the circus, or, at least, it felt like I did. Experiencing a Man Man show is like having an elephant do the rumba on a drum the size of two trampolines lined with cymbals, xylophones, and clowns, on fire ... electric fire.



Opening for Man Man (at Club 156 in Boulder) was Mannequin Makeout, Denver local band lead by the vocal phenomenon that is Brittany of Married in Berdichev!, and joined by the pianist and singing extrodanaire Inbar of Public Transit, both of which are on (or make up a part of) Still Soft Recordings.

Mannequin Makeout - Russian Soiree
Married in Berdichev! - Sweet, Sweet Summer
Public Transist - Circus Minute

After the dance party that was Mannequin Makeout took the stage, and after much waiting while the massive set-up that Man Man performed on was being, in fact, set up, Man Man took the stage. What happened after that can only be explained if to you if you were there, or have heard Man Man live before. In order to help you understand how astonishing they are, here is a live set recorded by the nice people at NPR. I had to put the titles to the tracks, and not being the biggest "Man Man-head," I just couldn't figure out what some of the songs are. Sorry. It's good despite.

Band: Man Man
Date: 2006-06-30
Venue: 9:30 Club, Washington, D.C.

Intro
(Unknown)
Engwish Bwudd
Young Eienstein On The Beach/Against The Peruvian Monster
Zebra
Hot Bat/(Unknown)
Black Mission Goggles
(Unknown)
(Unknown)
10lb Moustache
Push The Eagle's Stomach
Spider Cider
Ice Dogs Pt. 1
Ice Dogs Pt. 2

April 27, 2007

"That'd be an Awesome Song title!"

So, there is this show. It goes by the name of Metalocalypse, and it' s probably one of the best damn things to have ever existed ... ever. Since it's about the rise of a band, I figured it'd be pertinent enough to have in my blog. This show combines skillfully played music, flash animation, and comedy, and does so effectively.

I'm going to be doing a weekly, or, possibly, a bi-weekly post on them, until I've posted every episode, because it's worth it. I could just do them all right here and now, but, really, if you wanted you see all of them right here and now, you'd just go to youtube. otherwise, just check back once and a while, and there will be an update.

Here is The first episode:

The Curse of Dethklok Part 1


The Curse of Dethklok Part 2

April 26, 2007

"Skin, Scar, Dirt, And Fire"

I found that fun pic on Virb. there's a series of them where the hand is writing various things. I like them :).

As many people might know, Tom Morello is one of the best damn guitar players on the planet. Playing with acts such as Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave (we'll not mention Lock Up) on top doing guest spots on a Kiss tribute album, Primus, Run-DMC, KRS-One, Prodigy,Puff Daddy, Indigo Girls, Wu-Tang Clan, Cypress Hill, Bone Thugs 'N Harmony, and Crystal Method albums, helping score a movie or two, and contributing to various ill-fated side projects (Weatherman, and, to some degree, Civilian). His newest effort, The Nightwatchman, is probably the most bizarre, in my opinion. His story's gotten around, so I'll spare the details, but basically it's Tom singing folk songs with a nylon string acoustic guitar. Quite the change from the other stuff. Want a live set? Done:



Band: The Nightwatchman
Date: 2007-03-15
Venue: Live on WXPN (recorded by NPR)

Interview
House Gone Up In Flames
Interview
One Man Revolution
Interview
Flesh Shapes the Day
Interview

April 17, 2007

"Es Nein Stackenblochen!"

so, I've been really, really lazy with this whole "blog" thing. I'll be back this week with a post on Jandek, and Danielson, and possibly finally get up my review of the Man Man show like a week ago. in the mean time, here it the best clip of the Connan O'Brien show ever (I saw it a long time ago, told everyone about it, and no one ever believed me. here it is folks):


-

April 7, 2007

"I'm MC Schizophrenic, No You're Not, Yes I Am"

Back in the early 0's there was this amazing show that, out of everyone I spoke to, basically no one watched. That amazing show was called Scratch + Burn, and it was basically the only thing (other than the recent Subterranean and Discover & Download video hours) on MTV that has ever been of any worth. Because no one watched it, it was canceled (as things go). I recently stumbled upon a virtual cornucopia of skits that have, by way of two of the fine gentlemen on the cast, found their way on YouTube (through www.famouslastnerds.com). Sweet & Salty Jesus these skits are hilarious. I'm almost making this post purely for me so I'll have a resource to refer back to when I want to watch the only sketches available. Anyway, here they are, in all their glory:

Hamlet In A Minute


When Geeks Will Rule the World


MC Schizophrenic


Fraction Jackson


Sips From the Strong


Whassup Holmes


One Minute Godfather


Banged My Ex-Girlfriend


Honkey Please


*NVasion


Myslexic Dan

March 30, 2007

"We're Sorry About the Mud, and We're Sorry About the Rain, And We're Sorry We're From Amerika, But We're Not Sorry That We Came To Be Your Friend."


I'm pretty sure that's one of the best damn pictures I've had yet. Spectacular. How could it relate? Simple: it appears as though a few things are happening in this image. The ... androgen in the center appears to be learning, the monkey appears to be masturbating, the other sexless person between the two appears to be so excited by the blueprints that she is urinating, and the boy at the far left appears to be missing an arm. Still confused? Well, today, we are all learning that we have all underestimated the White Stripes.

Wow. That's quite a jump. I'm pretty sure that when I wrote that intro to this blog I was running purely on caffeine. Anyway, I think the concept is still presented: few people, in my opinion, really know how amazing the White Stripes can be. Now, you're prolly saying to me, "dude, some people consider them to be the best rock band ever, so how can you say that?" I can say that because not to many people have heard the passion that Jack White puts into the performance of Jolene in this live set/Bootleg. It is seriously one of the highlights of my music-listening career/life/whatev. Just so you can have some sort of foundation as to what most people have heard in relation to this song, here are two versions of it:

Dolly Parton - Jolene (off of Liam Howlett's Back To Mine(which means there is a possibility he edited it to make it more dancy, but I haven't read anything that says one way or another))
The White Stripes - Jolene

The reason I included the studio version of the White Stripes' Jolene was so you, if you hadn't heard it before, might understand where other people might be coming from when they say "eh, that cover was all right. nothin to write home about, but not the worst either." And now, so you can see where I'm coming from, I will post the Bootleg album "We're Sorry We're From Amerika."

(I think it's also notable that the duo excellently execute transitions between most of the songs, leaving the crowd, and, in truth, the listener, highly energizing, making this not only the best quality recording of the White Stripes live that I've ever heard, but the most titillating as well)

Band: The White Stripes
Date: 2005-06-24
Venue: Glastonbury Festival, Pilton, UK

Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground
Blue Orchid
I Think I Smell A Rat/Passive Manipulation/I Think I Smell A Rat/Music Man/I Think I Smell A Rat
Let’s Shake Hands
The Nurse
Hotel Yorba
Jolene (Dolly Parton cover) [WHATEVER YOU DO, LISTEN TO THIS]
Ball & Biscuit (first verse only)
My Doorbell
Cannon/Broken Bricks/Cool Drink of Water Blues/Ball & Biscuit
Passive Manipulation
Same Boy You’ve Always Known
The Hardest Button To Button
We’re Going To Be Friends
Little Ghost
Death Letter
I Just Don’t Know What To Do With Myself (Dusty Springfield cover)
Screwdriver/Passive Manipulation/Screwdriver
Seven Nation Army

Bonus mp3: I just recently found a track off of Aluminium (sometimes spelled Alumiiinim). Info. here it is:
Aluminium - Aluminium

March 27, 2007

"I've Grown A Door in My Stomach..."

That's a Press photo of Dan Deacon, one of the craziest people eva. But a good man all the same.

(oh, and I apologize for the craziness of this post, allergy season just hit, and I'm kinda high on claritin)
















Last night was quite the Rawk-Gasm. Rhinoceropolis has yet to disappoint. I'll try to explain the show in as few words as possible ... here we go:

The line up was as follows:

Baltimore peps:
Dan Deacon
Blood Baby
Santa Dads
Video Hippos

Denver peps:
Milton Melvin Croissant III
Married in Berdichev!
Pictureplane/Travis' new side project [Edit: their name is BAZI KANANI, after the 9News reporter(I assume)]
Juaren (not sure of "artist name")

Thats' quite the hefty line up. The occasion? Baltimore's Wham City invaded Rhinoceropolis for one night, and showed us how they did it in Baltimore, and, in return, we gave them a small taste of how we do it in Denver.

The show started around 10:30, and was a bit of a carnival. All of the Baltimore bands and one of the Denver bands (MMC III) had been setting up at the same time, and were, thus, all raring to go. The way it worked was as such: Each Baltimore band played a song or two, then they traded off and let another Baltimore Band play. After they all got a turn, a Denver band/artist performed 1 song, and the whole thing repeated, with a different Denver band each time. There were 4 rounds like this. During each individual band's performance there were lights set up to signify which side of the room we were to all flock to and enjoy tunes. It was weird, but it worked.

Santa Dads kinda threw everything off though. Everybody else was loud and fast and dancy, and then Santa Dads would play their odd mix electric-ukulele and beat-boxing which, while interesting and, over-all, pretty damn cool, it was still a bit like driving on those stupid streets that have stop signs on every corner.

This is about how it broke down:

Santa Dads (fully dressed in Grandma-Mu-Mu Gown and Hobbes-esq Tiger suit. At one point the Grandma-Mu-Mu guy came out for their round dressed in a very revealing [you could see his package] spandex clown suit and did interpretive dancing to a Shakespearian-style monologue read out by the Tiger suit guy. It solidified the "carnival-esq" feel of the night)
Video Hippos (they had this awesome projector which showed distorted video clips of new reports, cartoons, etc and audio system that pumped out tinny music that they band then drowned out. I'd seen this once before with a six piece band (who's name escapes me), but it was just as spectacular. They also joined forces with Dan Deacon and Santa Dads under a huge sheet with black eyes colored on it to look like eyes and pretended to be the Ghost of Sport, which then preceeded to talk to itself ["'Did you see the gaaaaaame?' 'why yes I did see the game' 'was it goooooood?' 'of course it was gooooood, it was a gaaaaaaame!'"])
Dan Deacon (occasionally he would, in pure Dan Deacon fashion, tell stories or have little skits, or get everyone together for a camp-fire-type confession [everyone held hands and went in a circle confessing the first lie they could think of telling while knowing they could get away with it, with one chica actually breaking into tears {I think is was more that she was caught up in the moment, and not that she had dredged up painful memories}] before breaking into song, and then joining the crowd, turning it into a gigantic dance party/competition [you really had to be there to fully understand what I'm talking about, but I hope the message gets across just the same])
Blood Baby (basically, they just rocked the eff out with their driving guitar riffs, dancy, rock-out drum beats, and hilarious lyrics relating to everything from Bingo to face stabbing)

then it was one of the Rhino acts, then repeat. Rhinoceropolis artists:
Milton Melvin Croissant III (of Ultra Boyz! fame [said with tongue in cheek] didn't play one of his more ambient folky tunes, but rather a more punky tune that was, to me, rather reminiscent of The Ultra Boyz!, save for the fact that this tune sounded entirely intentional ;))
Married in Berdichev! (truthfully, I was a little sad that she didn't perform a longer song. Gorgeous vocals like that need to be flaunted more frequently)
Pictureplane/Travis' Side Project [Edit: BAZI KANANI] (Dancy little indi-techno-noise number that, to me, seemed to go on a bit long, but was damn fun regardless. I liked the fact that he and the person who he collaborated with [who I never really did get a good look at] had never even practiced together])
Juaren (He had a most awesome guitar with a little "harp" addition thing on the side. Problem was that even if he did use it, we couldn't tell, because his performance was basically chaotic noise. While interesting, it wasn't incredibly entertaining. Good closing act anyway.)

Quite the festival. Reward for reading:

Dan Deacon - Wham City

Video Hippos - Bearfight
Milton Melvin Croissant III - Snare of Love
(Bonus mp3: The Ultra Boyz! - 2045)

Married in Berdichev! - It's Hard Replacing

Here's a Pictureplane live set which I recorded:

Band: Pictureplane
Date: 2006-05-15
Venue: Monkey Mania, Denver, CO

Intro
Double Set of Lungs
Football Player Stadiums
[Break]
Stars Away, Stars Afar (New)
No Name, But Soul (New)
[Break]
Why Don't You Just Fade Away
Neon Herts For Eyes

[Edit: just as a side note, I didn't end up seeing Man Man at the Larimer Lounge with The Vitamins, so I won't be talking about that show {can't talk about something you didn't see}, but, as promised, I'll be posting another live set in a few days]